Saturday, August 23, 2008

summer of stupidity

i have always been known to be a bit clumsy. cool was never a word used to describe me. this summer i definitely maintained my status of being klutzy and uncool.

at one point in my life i would have been to embarrassed to publicly list the incredible events that took place this summer...but i've out grown that. now i just want to share my life experiences with anyone who'll read them.

it all started at the mall of georgia. it was the night before staff training began for superWOW. a group of us had gone to see kung fu panda. we were leaving, when WHAM! i walked right into a light pole. i definitely don't recommend talking, walking, and texting at the same time. it can be dangerous! it was a great way to introduce the new staff to the real me...

next, i ran out of gas on jekyll island. this doesn't seem too bad, but wait. i was on my way to a devotion with a church with our camp illusionist, drew. we were already running late, so running out of gas was definitely an inconvenience! we had to call for a ride, borrow a car, and finally made it to the devotion! what a night! the poor church had waited up for us! i had to explain what happened and felt like such a moron!

the next event happened with drew too. (poor guy!) the entire staff was meeting for our last dinner together at scott's house. i walked in to the living room and drew called me over to tell me something. brace yourselves...this is mortifying...he had to tell me that my zipper was down. what am i a 5 year old?! who ever forgets to zip up their pants anymore? needless to say i turned about twenty shades of red, zipped up my pants, and tried to laugh it off!

i have decided to split up the silly stories...tune in for part 2 soon!

2 comments:

Miss Sherri said...

Kelli this seriously makes my day! it makes me feel less clumsy but i STILL think I have you beat...maybe i'll blog some of mine one day.
Hope you are well! Fay is hitting us now. People were totally overreacting to the tornado warnings...crazy

Jeremy and Laura McBryar said...

awe- I love these stories! It makes me smile to actually be around when they happened too- especially the running into the pole story! I'll never forget those guys on the phone... "This girl just ran into a pole!"